OPs Tee Off For South Africa
Glorious Warwickshire sunshine greeted us at The Windmill Village on Friday 8 April for The Princethorpe Open 2011, in aid of the College's forthcoming sports tour to South Africa.
The golfers: Nick Cahill, Sean Kerrigan, John Shinkwin and Teddy O'Brien representing the venerable Old Princethorpians. Teddy, a late stand in for our injured captain, Peter Rollason, who had been forced to withdraw due to a particularly aggressive blister on his big toe. God bless Fr Teddy for stepping in. He'll be the last person to let you down. He does funerals for a living.
Our ragtag four ball got off to a steady start with thirteen points off the first three holes. Particular credit goes to John Shinkwin, as slick as minestrone soup, as he steered his way to back-to-back pars and a bogie. From Lapland to Siberia that's good golf in anyone's language. 'El bandito' O'Brien, was also cruising around the course. In more ways than one. His buggy didn't seem to have any brakes.
By the turn we were not far from our target 40 points and there was only one man not pulling his weight. Cahill's tee shots were further right than Jean-Marie Le Pen at a Kentucky barn dance. Even Hypotenuse would have difficulty figuring the angles to the pin from his drives. Until, that is, the inspirational suggestion from playing partner Sean Kerrigan to ditch the driver in favour of a five wood off the tee. Cue an almost Lazarus-like comeback. Lazarus was a great man but he couldn't hit a five wood like Nick Cahill.
As we stormed on towards the clubhouse Sean Kerrigan showed us how it was done. He played like Robin Hood in the Nottingham Super League. Magnificent. I don't know what Kerrigan had for breakfast that day but he knocked the snap, crackle and pop out of the back nine.
All-in-all we scored a respectable 79 points. Sadly, not enough to beat a winning score of 90 by some embarrassingly young prodigies. But, just when you thought it was all over, Sean Kerrigan won three golf balls for his scores on the par threes.
Eat your heart out Harold Pinter. Drama with a capital D in Warwickshire.
With grateful thanks to the College for its sponsorship of the OP team.